IF YOU HAVE BEEN INJURED IN A SPORTING ACCIDENT, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO SHOW IT OFF BEFORE IT FALLS OFF!
Every Friday, beginning this week, The Gazette's Sportos will select one entry to be the Gazette Sports Injury of the Week. From boo-boos to bang-ups, cuts to decapitations, we want to know.
Whether it happened in the gym, the weight room, the change room or in somebody's back yard, it qualifies for the weekly prize.
Simply fill out a ballot and put it in the INJURY OF THE WEEK mailbox outside The Gazette in Rm. 263 of the UCC.
Enter yourself or nominate a friend as often as you'd like. All entries must have a name and telephone number to verify the wound, otherwise we will burn the entry form and perform a pagan sporto ritual dance around it.
If you need help filling out the form because your writing hand has been injured, somebody will help you.
Remember, sports are only fun and games until someone gets hurt then they become part of The Gazette.