Volume 91, Issue 51

Thursday, November 27, 1997

Mike the Knife


NAC'ed out

Re: Student attire

To the Editor:

In high heeled boots and black pick-up pants
you trot around campus just dying to dance.
What you must miss is that this is a school
and regardless of your make-up, you're just not that cool.
So your hair is all curled, your shirt is on tight,
you'll probably get looks galore – because you are a sight!
You'll probably think that you are in heaven
but we all know different – you got up before seven!
Now I'm not one of these girls who wear grubs every day, but I like to be comfy,
there's not much more to say.
If you want to be noticed, if you want to be real,
you may join the rest of us – and simply conceal.
Yes, you look pretty, and sure, you seem swell,
just remember there's more than your body to sell.
By now I'm sure that you're beginning to hack,
so just keep in mind – this is campus, not the NAC!

Shauna Budden
History III

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