Volume 92, Issue 58
January 12, 1999

©Michael Longstaff/Gazette

THIS IS QXXOP REPORTING TO HEADQUARTERS. WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE. Sonia Gustafson, a third-year music student and one of the minions of the evil alien empire known as Western's parking services, deals another blow in the constant mission to empty the pockets of cash-strapped students. Where will they strike next?