Volume 93, Issue 79

Wednesday, March 1, 2000


We're not mindless robots

Can you ever "know" the rifleman?

Television officially hits rock bottom

Can you ever "know" the rifleman?

Re: Valentine's Day sex survey Feb. 11

To the Editor:
We wish to inquire as to the nature of the "rifleman" sexual position mentioned in question 17 – What's your favourite position? – of the Valentine's Day sex survey.

After an extremely exhaustive search (in all senses of the word) of both the internet and many of the finer pornography retail establishments in and around London, we have been unable to discover exactly what the rifleman position entails.

Our crack team of experts believe that such an activity may involve the discharging of the rifleman's "rifle" onto the body of any, or all, participants.

We would like to request that The Gazette provide us with an explanation, in detail (with illustrations or photographs if possible), before one of our team is seriously injured trying to figure out what the hell the rifleman is.

Mike Golding, Genetics IV
Jason Brady, History/Political Science IV
Brenna Jarvie, Media, Information and Technoculture IV
Steve Moses, Engineering III
Nicole Niles, History IV
Scott Corneil, Business IV

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