Volume 94, Issue 18


Toons today suck

XLarge offers wee sound

Jomomma is so phat

IME singer Byrne ill

The Friday Rant

The Friday Rant

The re-emergence of aviator sunglasses – Have we forgotten that these things are butt ugly?

Homecoming – No band, no tickets, crappy weather, long lines – not much of a party.

Poster sale-Clubs Week congestion in the UCC – Get the hell out of my way!

Danko Jones – I heard they all look the same.

The Sopranos – It's like Married...with Children, but with guns.

Possibility of a federal election – Instead of debates, the candidates will have duels, sort of like American Gladiators.

The parking problem – $212 to park somewhere on the other side of Toronto, not worth it.

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