"Globalized world demands a focus on the individual"
WIN telling women what to think?
Come hither, children of the chuckle and we will rise up against the tyranny of the solemn.
Q: Hey, I'm new to this whole 'money' thing. What could I get for around... oh, I don't know... $7,400? Goran Persson, Biology II
A: Lots of things: unaccountability, enemies, blame, pretend government scandal. In short, lots and lots of trouble.
Q: If a man says he doesn't like hockey, is he still a real man?
Sera Baiquer, Political Science IV
A: Maybe so, but he probably does 'the woman' a lot more than regular guys. He probably also watches figure skating for the outfits, not the 'chicks.'
Q: Religious people say "God is everywhere." If that's true, I may have pooed on Him this morning. Am I going to hell?
Joe Polaski, Engineering III
A: Of course you are! And not just regular hell, but the extra humid hell, where the nose pickers and fart sniffers go too!
Q: I live on a farm. If I wrestle my cow and then milk her, will a milkshake come out?
John Hedlund, Music I
A: No. Not a chance in hell. And no Johnny, wrestling your chicken won't make scrambled eggs.
The Recombobulator: providing kids with a politically correct alternative to killing cats for over two months.