Someone get the boy some fries
Policy conventions: more than just ass smoochin'
You may have noticed the Recombobulator went on a brief 'hiatus.' That's technical jargon for 'two weeks of ribbon cutting ceremonies at Radio Shack openings across the country.' Anyhow, to no one's chagrin, I'm sure, it's back.
Q: What exactly does rapper Jay-Z mean when he says "shizzle in yo' nizzle"? Mike Estey, Political Science I
A: Let's put it this way when mommy and daddy say they're 'just wrestling', they're really playing the "shizzle in yo' nizzle" game.
Q: Let's settle this once and for all should 'the Monstrous Imagination' be a university course? Amy Morton, Health Sciences III
A: Hell, if we ever hope to write a better Halloween song than "The Monster Mash," we better start offering it.
Q: The urinals always flush after I go, even if I don't pull the handle. How do they know when I'm done peeing? Mandy Jobin, Arts II
A: Studies in the custodial sciences have shown that two in every five guys give congratulatory high fives for "kick-ass pisses." As a result, they contacted the folks at 'The Clapper' who designed the "clap on clap off flusher."
Remember the ancient Swedish proverb "He who asketh questions becometh master of thy intellectual smorgasbord."