ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT
Van Wilder ain't no Animal House
You'll scream for Oliver!
Puttin' "compact" back in discs
Porn o' Plenty
A&E's Top 5 Restaurants of 2001-2002
Shits and Giggles
A&E: Leaving the last word to a song
Raven Eyes Our volunteer psychic who never came through not even once.
People who fall through Useless record company people who don't return calls, organize interviews or do their jobs.
Thursdays No A&E.
Messes The A&E filing cabinet, our present to next year's editors.
Drugs Memory loss that makes some editors lose important info.
Co-editors Especially the scary ones.
The Macs we use Cause their computers really peaked in 1987.
Our salary The weird satisfaction that we're paid less than most sweatshop workers to work in a similarly flourescent-lit, windowless room.
Food Restaurant reviews: eat like a king, for free!
Porn O' Plenty Free porn makes people happy (and strangely educated in porn issues).
More free stuff Free movie passes and merchandise.
VIP Passes Guest list privileges to theatre and concerts. No waiting in line for us!
Wongs Cause two Wongs are better than one.
Bragging rights The right to say at least one of us has talked to someone who's slept with 2,000 people in two days.