A problem with the presidency
It has been brought to my attention that cloned embryos keep hogging
all the question space, leaving nothing for the real embryos. That's why
this week's theme is 'taking it back to the old country.' Have no fear my
little quakers, science loves you too!
Q: I am certain I have found my alter-ego right here on campus.
Should I kill him now or wait until the next eclipse? – Bill Lomen,
A: Hey, you don't see Alice in Chains trying to kill Creed, do you?
Be nice Billy.
Q: Why are some stairs and benches on concrete beach deemed more
dangerous than others in the winter time? – Phil Tucker, Actuarial
A: Unfortunately Physical Plant used most of its salt quashing that
nasty 'Tuition Freeze' movement. They didn't have enough left to clear all
campus stairs and benches.
Q: What's really going on in the minds of the USC Presidential
candidate yahoos? – Everyone at Western, Faculty X
A: Among other things... "What the hell does USC stand for? – Will
my Chia Pet ever reciprocate my love for it? Hee Hee, this thing makes my
voice go volume up. How do they get the chocolate out of chocolate milk to
make regular milk?"
Q: I went to three yoga classes this week and I think I may have
over-stimulated my chakras. Save me Recombobulator, save me! – Julie
Shaddick, Computer Science III
A: Quick! Jump off the new-age bandwagon and get back in the cardio
room. Shame on you for trying something new.
Q: What's your stance on the anti-globalization movement? – Bryce
Holiday, Computer Science IV
A: Feet roughly one metre apart, knees out, right hand grabbing
crotch, left hand held high in the air with clenched fist and third finger
from the left held out to the sky. Yeah capitalism!