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2002's crystal ball
2002's crystal ball
As predicted by The Crystal Fortune Cookie Teller
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20): You have high hopes for the new year. There's no shame in that, but make sure the goals you set don't get in the way of the smaller, finer things in life. Appreciate the people you normally take for granted.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19): Changes are around the corner. Fear not your year will be full of boundless opportunities. Use creativity and the positive results may surprise you. Deep down, you knew you had it in you all along.
PISCES (Feb. 20. - Mar. 20): Let's face it you are stubborn, but don't let it get in the way of true happiness. 2002 will be a pivotal year and will have a great effect on your future. Don't let the big things overshadow the more subtle things.
ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 20): You're fine just the way you are and don't let anyone tell you differently. Being something you're not will result in problems. Things haven't been easy, but take it one day at a time. By the end of the year, you'll be much stronger and wiser.
TAURUS (Apr. 21 - May 21): Like your Pisces friends, you like to stand your ground. It may make a temporary dent in your ego, but admitting past mistakes are worth the long-term benefits. School is important, but don't let it get all of your attention. Save time for friends and family someone close to you will go through some difficulties will need your help.
GEMINI (May 22 - June 21): Stop smothering people. Gemini's are kind-hearted, loving and motherly. You're talented and great, but it doesn't mean people can't do things differently. This year, instead of worrying about other people, focus on your own needs and try a new hobby.
CANCER (June 22 - July 23): In the recent past, you have slowly lost touch with some important people. Take this year to remember them and reconnect with them. Someone is going through a lot of exciting changes and wants to share their happiness with you. It'll do you a lot of good too.
LEO (July 24 - Aug. 23): Your positivity is rubbing off on others. Despite some down times, you've grown to be a much stronger person and it shows. If you keep up your optimism, this year will bring success in your academic, professional and social lives. However, don't let it get to your head, you're not that great.
VIRGO (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23): Go, go, go! Procrastination could be the end of you. You're normally organized, but the winter blahs might make you lazier than usual. Trek on Virgo if you don't, you may miss out on a grand opportunity.
LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23): Look at you go Libra! So, you think you're trendy, hip and creative, eh? Maybe you are, but try something different. This year, instead of expressing yourself artistically, go out and kick some ass on the playing field. That's the way to let go of aggression.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22): Scorpio's are often labelled the "evil ones" because a lot of people think you're a snob when you aren't, so keep this in mind when someone gives you a funny look. A swift kick and punch combo might work if you like the evil rep, otherwise, try being sensitive and see things from the other point of view.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21): Don't settle for "whatever." You only live once, so if it's not what you really, truly want, move on and keep searching for what will really make you happy.