Leave TV alone
PCs would never do that
Don't 'Res-erect' Jesus in comics
To the Editor:
Someone stole my bike and worse, it was probably a fellow student.
See, I have a bike because I can't afford a car. Almost all of my earnings go to tuition and rent. True, I get a little help from Mom and Dad, but not a lot.
So thanks for stealing my bike. And, oh yeah, fuck you.