Is your bed too soft, too small, too lumpy or too big? Try making a beer bed. Afterall, who wouldn't sleep well on top of their favourite cases of empties.
Equipment:16 cases of 24s (or 384 bottles of beer) in their case and duct tape
1) Arrange boxes 4 x 4.
2) Duct tape around the perimeter of the beer cases.
3) Add bed sheets, pillows and stuffed animals for comfort.
Note: If you're lonely, believe in abstinence or you just like things snug, you'll only need half the number of bottles/cases for a single bed.
Optional Bed Post
For a kinkier experience, add beer bed posts to your beer bed. Bed posts are handy for hanging up clothing or having friendly fun with handcuffs.
Equipment: minimum of 8 empty beer bottles, crazy glue and duct tape
1) Glue the empty beer bottles end to end, use duct tape for additional hold.
2) Duct tape these bottles to the corners of the bed.
Beer Tent/Beer Doghouse
YOUR OWN BEER
...and 5 other wonderful things to do with empties