Volume 96, Issue 9
Thursday September 12, 2002

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Beer Bed

Is your bed too soft, too small, too lumpy or too big? Try making a beer bed. Afterall, who wouldn't sleep well on top of their favourite cases of empties.

Equipment:16 cases of 24s (or 384 bottles of beer) in their case and duct tape

Directions:

1) Arrange boxes 4 x 4.

2) Duct tape around the perimeter of the beer cases.

3) Add bed sheets, pillows and stuffed animals for comfort.

Note: If you're lonely, believe in abstinence or you just like things snug, you'll only need half the number of bottles/cases for a single bed.


Optional Bed Post

For a kinkier experience, add beer bed posts to your beer bed. Bed posts are handy for hanging up clothing or having friendly fun with handcuffs.

Equipment: minimum of 8 empty beer bottles, crazy glue and duct tape

Directions:

1) Glue the empty beer bottles end to end, use duct tape for additional hold.

2) Duct tape these bottles to the corners of the bed.

-------------->: Beer Tent/Beer Doghouse

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