Celebrities reach out to Iraq, Vanilla Ice lives
Western Spews sought out celebrities to get their reactions to the United States' ongoing war with Iraq.
Michael Jackson: "I just pray for the Iraqi children.
I want them to know they can take refuge in Neverland anytime they want."
Mariah Carey: "War is bad and all because once they
stop feeding the Iraqis, they'll all be skinnier than me, and that's not
Emeril Lagasse: "Bam! What is all that 'bam!' over in Baghdad?
I like smart bombs as much as the next guy, but I invented the 'bam!'
there better not be any 'bam!' over there. They owe me money."
Whitney Houston: "Crack is whack."
O.J. Simpson: "I blame Saddam for everything. Has
he tried on the glove? No, I don't think so, and the question is: why
Celine Dion: "I love zee children of zee world and
zay should not have to worry, Celine Dion is here and I am here to save
zee world with my music. I am zee greatest singer in zee world, thanks
to my Grandpa I mean, my husband Renée."
Ozzy Osborne: "(Incomprehensible muttering)... fuck...
shit... fuck war, man."
Jesus: "Dear President Bush, sure your dad attacked
Iraq 12 years, but my dad flooded the entire world killing all but two
people and some animals and you don't see me going after the Godforsaken
Monica Lewinski: "If Saddam wins the war, you know
who I'll be interning for next. I'll blow him away."
Vanilla Ice: "Why don't they just stop, collaborate
and listen to each other?"