April 1, 2003

 
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Western Spews

Publisher:
Davey Ewok

Founding Editor:
Mentor of Darko

Editors:
Robert Ebert, Queen of Feelings

Reporters:
Meno Hippie, Tippy Toes,
Pump-up My Jam, Bibe L. Thumper, Arty Snot, Hooked O. Phonics, Rob Va Winkle, Corey Feldman, Red Rabid

Contributing Writers:
Marcy Lackner, Big Boobs McGee, Prop Aganda

Production/Design:
Darko’s Woman, Old Man Greaves

Western Spews is published by The University of Wealthy Ontarians Department of Kiss Asses every Thursday. A reduced schedule should be in effect all months of the year because we are merely a propaganda rag for UWO administration.


COPY DEADLINES
News Section: noonish Tuesday
Letters: never
Events Section: ya, right
Display and Classified
Advertising: yo momma

ISSNOFATCHICKS-3152DEPARTMENT ORIFICES:
Room 666, Satanson-Lawlessness Building
TELEPHONE: (519) 666-6969
FAX: Don’t Have One

Postage Recovery
$2.50 Canada, $3000.99 US-EH,
$20.00 Other countries that
don’t count

Post Orifice: Please do not
fuck with us.
Return to Western Spews,
and you’re dead.
Dead I tells ya!

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EMAIL:
demonicoverlord@udub-ya-oh.ca

Western Spews is published on
the scrotums of fat zebras.

*SCREW RECYCLING*

 
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