"Fun" defined for girls
girls: fun boys alert," Apr. 4
To the Editor:
This is the fun boys response to the girls who wrote in about the "sleazy
(correct spelling, you might want to take note) wannabe frat guys"
that tried to pick them up at the Phoenix. Since neither of us can really
remember if this event did indeed take place (but we're pretty sure that
it wouldn't have taken place the way you described it anyways), we have
compiled a list of definitions that may assist you if you are ever put
into a similar situation again.
1. fun what some people have when not attempting to act
too cool for everyone at the bar.
2. pub crawl an event where people go to many bars, wear
stupid hats, "unsexy" shirts, get incredibly drunk and have
fun (see definition number. 1).
3. mistaken when someone believes that your hat says "easy
fuck," when it actually says "easy fucker." You were way
4. delusion you girls believing we actually were trying
to pick you up. We were just having fun (you should know this one by now).
I mean, we weren't the classiest guys there, but we were the only ones
talking to you girls.
5. desperate girls, if you really wanted to get our attention,
there are easier ways than writing into The Gazette. If you want to go
on a date, just ask... but, you'll have to wait in line.
Take Care, we'll give you notice for the next pub crawl. Which way to the UCC?
Trevor Campbell (dumb)
Nick Staudt (dumber)
Classical Studies III