Al-Awda event goes
smoothly at U of T
A controversial conference was held this past Sunday by the
Al-Awda, a Palestinian Right of Return group, at a University
of Toronto campus building.
While on-campus residences are safe from fire-wielding aliens
who want nothing more than to burn down residences and devour
roasted student meat, off-campus student housing could be having
a roast served up with student steak, especially considering
there is no law for fire inspections in London to protect the
fair students of Western from vicious dragon attacks.
Critics: new law
means landlords could get shafted by students
Don’t want to pay your water bill? A new London city
council proposal says just skip town — your landlord
will foot the bill.
Winter makes for
bad drivers, more crime
A rash of vehicular mishaps around campus and throughout the
city have both the London and Western police departments warning
pedestrians to be on their guard with the weather getting worse
and darkness falling earlier.
Cop saves his grapes,
black widow in custody
OTTAWA (CP) — A provincial police officer
caught a known killer Sunday that may have been hiding in his
refrigerator for days.
While in the midst of November exams and
essays we tend to worry about many things. One of them being
if a gang of robotic space aliens invade Western with the intent
of stealing everyone’s appendices to breed a new race
of appendix monsters. So The Gazette asked students what they
would do if the appendix stealing aliens attacked our fine
> Please sir, can
I have some more?
Deans sticking around
> It's not Santa, but...
> Sing in the Christmas season