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UWO student body reveals all in sex survey

Allen Chen/Gazette

Whether it was simply our ingenious questions, or the student body’s increased interest in sex, responses for the survey this year reached a record high. Thank you to all those who filled out this year’s sex survey.

After hours of calculations, which would have probably taken any math student 20 minutes, we finally managed to produce the following results, and an official declaration that we, your faithful Gazette editors, have sworn off sex and anything sex-related. It’s true, you really can have too much of a good thing.


1. Sex

Male 47.7%
Female 44.7%
Misc. 7.68%

2. Sexual Orientation
3% of respondants were homosexual males
4% of respondants were homosexual females
41% of respondants were heterosexual males
36% of respondants were heterosexual females
4% of respondants were bisexual males
6% of respondants were bisexual females
6% of respondants were undecided about their sexuality

3. Age Bracket

  Male Female
under 18 1.1% 1.0%
18-25 83.9% 91.7%
26-35 11.5% 5.2%
35+ 3.4% 2.1%

4. At what age did you first have sex?

  Male Female
under 13 3.2% 10.3%
13-17 32.6% 45.4%
18-21 53.6% 37.1%
22+ 3.2% 0%
still waiting 8.4 % 7.2%

5. Number of sexual partners so far:

  Male Female
0 7.4% 6.7%
1 15.8% 21.3%
2-5 45.3% 36.0%
6-8 10.5% 16.9%
9-12 6.3% 15.7%
13+ 8.4% 2.2%
lost count 6.3% 1.1%

6. Who do you usually have sex with?

  Male Female
girlfriend/ boyfriend 67.7% 78.6%
friend 11.8% 9.5%
one-night stand 11.8% 8.3%
relative 0% 1.2%
yourself 8.6% 2.4%

7. What public places have you had sex?
Victoria Park, Saugeen elevator, drive-in, J.W. Little Stadium, forest, movie theatre, Charity Ball, in a canoe, Skydome, church bench next to the Jesus statue, the hallway by Student Health Services, outhouse, Leafs game [Ed’s note: he shoots, he scores], practice fields, by The Gazette’s water cooler, Sommerville House, bridge by Westminister College, Alumni Hall, bathroom, residence study room, Conron Hall, golf course, Greyhound bus, pool table, weight bench at a gym, playground in school yard, random field

8. Do you have the Princess Leia fantasy?

  Yes No
HeteroMales 49% 51%
BiMales 0% 100%
BiFemales 22.2% 77.8%
HomoFemales 14.3% 85.8%

9. Do you have the Chris Sinal fantasy?

  Yes No
HeteroFemales 7.5% 92.5%
BiFemales 9% 91%
Bi Males 25% 75%
HomoMales 33% 67%

10. Have you ever had sex with someone in a position of power?

  Male Female
Yes 19.6% 13.4%
No 80.4% 86.6%

11. Have you ever faked an orgasm?

  Male Female
Yes 32.6% 63.3%
No 67.4% 36.7%

12. Have you ever had a multiple orgasm?

  Male Female
Yes 46.2% 61.6%
No 53.8% 38.4%

13. Have you ever done the helicopter?

  Male Female
Yes 7.9% 12.8%
No 92.1% 87.2%

14. What is the helicopter?
Answer: We weren’t talking about the mode of transportation. It’s when the girl is on top and spins 360 degrees around the penis.
Other people describe the helicopter as: a move the cheerleading team does; a girl iin a harness, spinning around; it’s when the guy can’t get his rhythem right and just does the “circle pump;” something not to be tried without a spotter and six years of gymnastic training; it involves winches and cheerleaders; impossible; don’t ask . . . it’s between a man and his... wenis; Having sex in a wheelie chair and spinning quickly; sex while suspended from ceiling fan; spinning skank of guy’s penis; a hair style; having sex while wearing one of those hats with a spiny thing on top while free-falling from a helicopter.

15. Have you ever caught your roommate having sex?

  Male Female
Yes 41.7% 43.5%
No 58.2% 56.5%

16. If you have, were they by themselves?

  Male Female
Yes 47.9% 21.4%
No 52.1% 78.6%

17. Did you partake in first-year floor incest?

  Male Female
Yes 47.9% 21.4%
No 52.1% 78.6%

18. What do you prefer?

  Male Female
oral sex 36.3% 30.8%
straight-forward intercourse 56.0% 58.2%
phone sex 4.4% 5.5%
cybersex 1.1% 1.1%
no sex 2.2% 4.4%

19. What’s the first thing you do after sex?

  Male Female
smoke 1.1% 2.3%
cuddle 29.9% 48.8%
have more sex 32.2% 24.4%
fall asleep 25.3% 14.0%
leave 3.4% 1.2%
other: shower together, “gently cup the guy’s balls in my hand, play, then start licking so he gets hard again and we can keep fucking,” go to the washroom, eat Kraft Dinner with partner, clean the house

20. What is your sex toy of choice?

  Male Female
handcuffs 18.0% 24.4%
vibrator 6.7% 23.3%
dildo 9.0% 6.7%
imagination 47.2% 35.6%
keyboard 3.4% 0%
other: candle wax, jacuzzi with horsepower of 20 or more, cock ring, movies, anal beads, poprocks candy, black PVC dominatrix outfit with steel and leather laced stiletoes, bear-skin rug, canola oil, cucumber, Chris Sinal, fruits and vegetables.

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