Volume 96, Issue 60
Thursday, January 16, 2003

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Fashion conspiracy

To the Editor:

The increasing media coverage given to the coming war in Iraq is nothing more than an age-old magicians technique: misdirection.

What responsible media consumers have to understand is what this misdirection is being used for. It is to draw our attention away from the coming assassination of Saddam Hussein. I do not agree with many of the decisions being made by the Americans concerning Hussein, but a black-ops, top-secret assassination takes the cake.

The reason for this assassination: a coming war with Iraq would consume all camouflage material in the United States in order to dress American troops, and American fashion designers concerned with popular hip-hop style are in need of this material to make various articles of clothing.

The major hip-hop fashion designers have probably already chosen the assassin, and he is most likely a male model (the weakest and most malleable of all models). Don't let their piercing looks and tiger eyes fool you – they are trained killers. The fashion industry and fashion designers have been responsible for all major assassinations.

Beware of fashion conscious people; they are in on it. For serious. Boycott a fashion show or wear stone-washed jeans. Bring down the fashion conspiracy today!

J.P. Prewitt
Fashion & Design III

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