Volume 96, Issue 65
Friday January 23, 2003
Gettin' digits

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LAST UPDATED: Friday, January 23, 2003 - 3:00 p.m.

The Gazette's guide to fencing: Keep your sword up

The Western football team may be big and mean, but they aren't the scariest team on campus – that designation must adorn the Western fencing team, in lieu of their trusty swords.



Simms has a PhD in kicking ass

If you want to evoke hot white fear in fencers throughout Ontario, just whisper "Paul Simms" in their ears.



Sad day for fencing

The football team gets a million dollar stadium. The basketball team gets enough shoes to make Emelda Marcos jealous. The fencing team gets a church conference room tucked away in the bowels of Westminster Hall.

Welcome to the illustrious world of fencing.



The Gambling Man
Gambler hates crackers, takes Raiders

The Gambling Man enters Super Bowl weekend with a 28-19 record for the season; he also enters the weekend without any more faith in humanity.

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