Volume 96, Issue 55
Monday January 6, 2003

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Best of Arts
& Leisure

The Gazette's
Best of London

Best of Food
Best Chinese food at 3 a.m.
Best hangover breakfast
Best ice cream
Best lunch at a strip club
Best milkshake
Best mussels
Best pizza
Best place to get a sandwich
Best Portuguese chicken
Best selection of draft beer
Best sugar high
Best vegan/vegetarian-friendly restaurant

Best of Arts & Leisure
Best arcade
Best DJ
Best driving range
Best live venue
Best local band
Best place to buy clothes someone may or may not have died in
Best place to do tobagganing
Best place to have a gay ol' time
Best place to light a spliff
Best place to pick up a cougar
Best place to see a Scottish man in leather pants
Best place to watch pigskin fly
Best street performer
Best Sunday hoedown
Best selection of magazines and vinyl
Best tattoo/piercing place
Best used book store
Best used CD store

Best of the Rest
Best all-purpose sex shop
Best cabbie for drunken conversation
Best gym
Best hair salon
Best place to buy a creative gift
Best place to buy house accessories
Best place to buy long, striped knee-socks
Best place to buy men's dressy clothes
Best place to drop dead
Best place to find a unicorn
Best place to get a pet
Best place to plot a revolution
Best place to pretend you're in London, England
Best place to pretend you're not in a city
Best place to rent costumes

Best on Campus
Best custodian in the UCC
Best female athlete
Best makeout/study spot on campus
Best male athlete of all time
Best on-campus meal
Best on campus meal for $5
Best on-campus napping site
Best on-campus Tim Hortons lady
Best place to cry
Best place to photocopy a textbook
Best place to spend the most money on the least amount of food
Best place to stand in line
Best residence to party, sleep, and study
Least worst student politician

Best place to pick up a cougar
Old Chicago

Nothin' says lovin' like being wrapped in the arms of a 35-year-old mother of two. When you're itching for the kind of sexual experience that can only come from years of practice and multiple births, head down to Old Chicago and find yourself a cougar. Cougars are easily identifiable by their big hair, eccentric taste in clothes, and their uncontrollable desire to take home any guy under the age of 25. Cougars, by definition, love songs from the '80s, so if you hear a little "Pour some Sugar on Me" pumping from the dance floor, run up there and get ready for some ass shakin'. Cougars love virile young men, and any self-respecting virile young man is incomplete without checking off "Banging a Cougar" on his to-do list. So gather your courage, go to Old Chicago and enter the ring of the untamed beast. On a serious note, Old Chicago features excellent live entertainment on the weekends, including some of the best blues the city has to offer, as well as an increasingly popular salsa night on Wednesdays.
153 Carling St, 434-6600
-Chris Webden