Volume 96, Issue 55
Monday January 6, 2003

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Best on Campus

The Gazette's
Best of London

Best of Food
Best Chinese food at 3 a.m.
Best hangover breakfast
Best ice cream
Best lunch at a strip club
Best milkshake
Best mussels
Best pizza
Best place to get a sandwich
Best Portuguese chicken
Best selection of draft beer
Best sugar high
Best vegan/vegetarian-friendly restaurant

Best of Arts & Leisure
Best arcade
Best DJ
Best driving range
Best live venue
Best local band
Best place to buy clothes someone may or may not have died in
Best place to do tobagganing
Best place to have a gay ol' time
Best place to light a spliff
Best place to pick up a cougar
Best place to see a Scottish man in leather pants
Best place to watch pigskin fly
Best street performer
Best Sunday hoedown
Best selection of magazines and vinyl
Best tattoo/piercing place
Best used book store
Best used CD store

Best of the Rest
Best all-purpose sex shop
Best cabbie for drunken conversation
Best gym
Best hair salon
Best place to buy a creative gift
Best place to buy house accessories
Best place to buy long, striped knee-socks
Best place to buy men's dressy clothes
Best place to drop dead
Best place to find a unicorn
Best place to get a pet
Best place to plot a revolution
Best place to pretend you're in London, England
Best place to pretend you're not in a city
Best place to rent costumes

Best on Campus
Best custodian in the UCC
Best female athlete
Best makeout/study spot on campus
Best male athlete of all time
Best on-campus meal
Best on campus meal for $5
Best on-campus napping site
Best on-campus Tim Hortons lady
Best place to cry
Best place to photocopy a textbook
Best place to spend the most money on the least amount of food
Best place to stand in line
Best residence to party, sleep, and study
Least worst student politician

Best place to stand in line
Registrar's Office

Why stand in line for hours in front of Jim Bob's, only to get in and be harrassed by dirty old men? We've all seen it: lines stretching down Richmond Street with scantily clad girls shivering in the middle of the winter as they wait for the opportunity to be molested on the dance floor. Since the end result of this line is hardly worth the wait, the only possible answer is that these people must enjoy waiting in line. And, because The Gazette likes to help out fellow Western students, we've come up with an even better place for you to line up. This magical place is none other than Rm. 190 in the Stevenson-Lawson Building - the Registrar's Office. Not only do you get to wait in line for a solid couple of hours each time you go to visit the Registrar, you also get a prize at the end of the line. Whether it be a shiny new student card or a form allowing you to shirk some kind of responsibility, there is always something fun waiting for you when you reach the head of the Registrar's line. (Editor's note: We actually hate the Registrar's Office.)
-Megan O'Toole