Volume 96, Issue 55
Monday January 6, 2003

 
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Best of Food
Best Chinese food at 3 a.m.
Best hangover breakfast
Best ice cream
Best lunch at a strip club
Best milkshake
Best mussels
Best pizza
Best place to get a sandwich
Best Portuguese chicken
Best selection of draft beer
Best sugar high
Best vegan/vegetarian-friendly restaurant

Best of Arts & Leisure
Best arcade
Best DJ
Best driving range
Best live venue
Best local band
Best place to buy clothes someone may or may not have died in
Best place to do tobagganing
Best place to have a gay ol' time
Best place to light a spliff
Best place to pick up a cougar
Best place to see a Scottish man in leather pants
Best place to watch pigskin fly
Best street performer
Best Sunday hoedown
Best selection of magazines and vinyl
Best tattoo/piercing place
Best used book store
Best used CD store

Best of the Rest
Best all-purpose sex shop
Best cabbie for drunken conversation
Best gym
Best hair salon
Best place to buy a creative gift
Best place to buy house accessories
Best place to buy long, striped knee-socks
Best place to buy men's dressy clothes
Best place to drop dead
Best place to find a unicorn
Best place to get a pet
Best place to plot a revolution
Best place to pretend you're in London, England
Best place to pretend you're not in a city
Best place to rent costumes

Best on Campus
Best custodian in the UCC
Best female athlete
Best makeout/study spot on campus
Best male athlete of all time
Best on-campus meal
Best on campus meal for $5
Best on-campus napping site
Best on-campus Tim Hortons lady
Best place to cry
Best place to photocopy a textbook
Best place to spend the most money on the least amount of food
Best place to stand in line
Best residence to party, sleep, and study
Least worst student politician

Best place to plot a revolution
any McDonald's location

Planning a revolution can be a very time consuming ordeal. First you need to figure out what it is you're revolting against, then you need to plan out how you're going to execute your coup. Revolutionaries need a place to meet: somewhere seedy and dark where they can stew up their dastardly plans without interruption. Where better to plot than any one of the many McDonald's restaurants throughout London? McDonald's restaurants are the best places to plan a revolution for a number of reasons. First, they're cheap. Revolutionaries need to watch their budget - especially student revolutionaries. You can start planning early in the morning with a simple Egg McMuffin, have a Big Mac for lunch and still have enough change to treat yourself to a small cone for dessert in the evening. McDonald's will also help inspire your revolution. Nobody is ever going to suspect that people eating Happy Meals are also devising some nasty plans. Also, when you need to put a face to "The Man" you're revolting against, there's none better than Ronald McDonald, and his plans of world domination. Where better to plan a socialist revolution than the one place that represents capitalism at its most cruel. Vive la revolution! Various locations across London
-Christopher Hodge

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