Volume 96, Issue 55
Monday January 6, 2003

 
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Best of London

Best of Food
Best Chinese food at 3 a.m.
Best hangover breakfast
Best ice cream
Best lunch at a strip club
Best milkshake
Best mussels
Best pizza
Best place to get a sandwich
Best Portuguese chicken
Best selection of draft beer
Best sugar high
Best vegan/vegetarian-friendly restaurant

Best of Arts & Leisure
Best arcade
Best DJ
Best driving range
Best live venue
Best local band
Best place to buy clothes someone may or may not have died in
Best place to do tobagganing
Best place to have a gay ol' time
Best place to light a spliff
Best place to pick up a cougar
Best place to see a Scottish man in leather pants
Best place to watch pigskin fly
Best street performer
Best Sunday hoedown
Best selection of magazines and vinyl
Best tattoo/piercing place
Best used book store
Best used CD store

Best of the Rest
Best all-purpose sex shop
Best cabbie for drunken conversation
Best gym
Best hair salon
Best place to buy a creative gift
Best place to buy house accessories
Best place to buy long, striped knee-socks
Best place to buy men's dressy clothes
Best place to drop dead
Best place to find a unicorn
Best place to get a pet
Best place to plot a revolution
Best place to pretend you're in London, England
Best place to pretend you're not in a city
Best place to rent costumes

Best on Campus
Best custodian in the UCC
Best female athlete
Best makeout/study spot on campus
Best male athlete of all time
Best on-campus meal
Best on campus meal for $5
Best on-campus napping site
Best on-campus Tim Hortons lady
Best place to cry
Best place to photocopy a textbook
Best place to spend the most money on the least amount of food
Best place to stand in line
Best residence to party, sleep, and study
Least worst student politician

Best place to drop dead
Sleep Country Canada

When choosing the winner of this category, there are two questions that come to mind: Why would you buy a mattress anywhere else? And, why would you want to drop dead anywhere else? Nothing cushions your fall to hell like the nice soft comfort of one of Sleep Country Canada's high quality mattresses. If you are the type of person who yells at little dogs, teases decrepit old ladies or just generally pisses off folks with the ability to cause sudden, unforeseen death, then you should start hanging out at Sleep Country more often. Carrying four of Canada's leading mattress brands, Sleep Country Canada has been the location of choice for generations of men and women who have spontaneously dropped dead or wanted a fine, quality mattres. So next time you have an inkling that a bolt of lightning might be coming your way, head over to Sleep Country Canada and wait to fall into a deep eternal sleep on a nice comfy mattress.
94 Fanshawe Park Road W., 672-7790
-Chris Webden

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