Western's frisbee master
Forget about too much war exposure, I would like to protest too much brutal
frisbee exposure. Every year The Gazette takes a picture of some
spunky individuals on University College Hill throwing the disc, however
they have constantly overlooked me, Alan Chute, the best ultimate player
at Western for the past five years.
I know it sounds vain, but honestly, it goes Grozelle in b-ball, Guys 4x4 in track and Chute in ultimate. You could take the best seven ultimate players at this school and pair me with seven of the animals tucked away in the dark corners of University Hospital and I would win 203-1. And that's if I'm mini. Maybe that will garner the press coverage my ultimate frisbee skills deserve.
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