Volume 96, Issue 95
Friday, March 28, 2003

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Sarcasm duels anti-Semitism

To the Editor:

I am a Jew. I own the banks, the government, the stock exchange, the military establishment and Hollywood. I am a communist, a fascist, a reactionary, a revolutionary, a rebel and an all-around enemy of the state. I control the media, the interest rates, inflation, the price of fuel and the intrigues of history. I am a puppet-master working behind the scenes forcing the world to do my bidding. I killed Christ, I eat good little Christian children and bake their blood into my Passover crackers. I am rich beyond your wildest imaginings and I horde it all, except those alms that I use to bribe government officials.

I live off of the proceeds of war. I am a vulture waiting for the clouds to settle so that I can get my filthy claws on the spoils. I made up the Holocaust to get pity from the planet so that I could set up my imperialist empire. I did this so that I could pollute the region with my brethren fleeing those countries that have discovered what evil parasites we Jews are. I revel in oppressing the weak and use suicide bombings as an excuse to feed my lust for destruction. In fact, 9/11 was a plot by me just to drag the United States kicking and screaming to the international stage as a tool of my subversive machinations. If it weren't for me, there would be no war, no famine, no pestilence and the Second Coming would have happened long ago.

This is the kind of crap we Jews have had to put up with for centuries. It never changes. I would have thought that at an enlightened organization, such as a Canadian university, we might have a respite. Concordia [University] proved how foolish that dream was, and I'm so very shocked to see Western going the same way.

Bernard Sandler
LawIII

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