November 11, 2003  
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Tuesday Tease

Do you have a burning, throbbing, sex-related question you need to get off your chest? Well, you don’t have to keep it bottled up any longer — your A&E editors want to help. Send your questions to us at gazette.entertainment@uwo.ca (you can do so anonymously — we don’t mind!) and we will answer them here. Now, to get the ball rolling, our very first question:

Dear Tuesday Tease,
Does size really matter?

Sincerely,
Tye Knee Penis

Dear Tye,
Good question and the answer is rather simple: yes and no. Yes, size does matter; and no, you are not going to get laid tonight. But don’t despair — there are many other options for the penile-impaired: porn, phone sex, prostitutes... (wow, that’s a lot of P’s, eh?).

 

 

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