ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Do you have a burning, throbbing, sex-related question you need
to get off your chest? Well, you don’t have to keep it bottled
up any longer — your A&E editors want to help. Send your
questions to us at firstname.lastname@example.org (you can do so
anonymously — we don’t mind!) and we will answer them
here. Now, to get the ball rolling, our very first question:
Dear Tuesday Tease,
Does size really matter?
Tye Knee Penis
Good question and the answer is rather simple: yes and no. Yes,
size does matter; and no, you are not going to get laid tonight.
But don’t despair — there are many other options
for the penile-impaired: porn, phone sex, prostitutes... (wow,
that’s a lot of P’s, eh?).