EDITORIAL & OPINIONS
Soccer good, soccer bad
The men’s soccer team, behind the stellar goaltending of Roberto Caballero
Jr., brought home the Ontario University Athletics title last weekend in Kingston.
The Mustangs defeated the McMaster Marauders 1-0 in the semi-final and the
Waterloo Warriors 3-0 in the final.
Next up for the Mustangs: the Canadian Interuniversity Sport national championships
Penguins and sperm
Recently, penguins and sperm have gained newfound fame in the pages of The
Gazette. The ornery penguins have been proclaiming “I’ma kick
this bitch in the junk” and “Pass me some toast, bitch!” The
sperm, meanwhile, have come under the attack of Pubor and the notorious condom.
Stay tuned: it’s definitely not the last time we’ll hear from the
pompous penguins and the zany sperm.
Hospitality services will be installing two new microwaves in CentreSpot in
the University Community Centre, resulting from the request of the University
Students’ Council. Student politicos across the country are rejoicing
at the influence their humble little groups finally yield.
Where the men’s soccer team succeeded, the women’s team failed.
The No. 1 ranked team in Canada was ousted from national title contention when
they lost 1-0 to Ottawa in one OUA semi-final.
The travesty of the nationals this year is that quite possibly the best team
in Canada will not be present, but them’s the breaks when the playoffs
What happens in November? Absolutely nothing.
The “big purple thing” motion
Let’s be honest: the awning on the Concrete Beach is damn ugly. But spending
$12,000 to get it removed seems ludicrous. The only solution is to learn how
to walk through the Concrete Beach with your eyes closed — it can’t
be that difficult.
Exam time is bad enough without having people enjoy a slumber party in the
library. It’s come to the point that libraries are no longer sufficient
to study in. Note to library party-goers: go quiet or go home.