October 16 , 2003  
Volume 97, Issue 26  

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

SWANKY

Leftovers: The aftermath of Thanksgiving makes lazy and starving university students truly thankful, as moms and dads have tupperwared and ziplocked that fowl carcass to be enjoyed over and over for the rest of the month. Turkey-wiches, turkey soup, turkey stir-fry, turkey pitas... a bird has never been in so many positions.


OutKast — Speakerboxxx/The Love Below:
Funkmasters Andre 3000 and Big Boi bring in the noise and bring in the funk with the best double record since the Beatles’ White album. But rest assured, nothing about this collection is white — read: Timberlake-fied — and OutKast’s grooves are 100 per cent original.


Roy attacked by Montecore: Years of “training” their “pets” was destined to turn into disaster. Sure, no one deserves to be attacked by a gigantic white tiger, but we guess Montecore was fed up with jumping through rings of fire and doing other stupid shit to the delight of spectacle-starved audiences. And admit it — you too, would go on a mauling spree if you had to play with Siegfried and Roy all day.

SKANKY

Ladybugs: Ladybugs? More like bitchbugs. They try to look all pretty with their bright red bodies decorated with black polka dots, but these little bitches are invading our campus, our home, our clothes and our hair. One of these critters even invaded an A&E editor’s cup of water.


That Purple Thing: You’ve seen the balloon-like distraction which reads “University Community Centre Shops and Services.” The vibrant, tacky welcome to the now self-proclaimed shopping mall bursts through the otherwise bleak Concrete Beach. However, it sticks out in a not-so-flattering way among the surrounding architecture. Maybe Western needs to understand that not everything needs to coincide with the school colour.


Orange Chocolate: It’s sick. Ever since Terry and his damn Chocolate Oranges broke into the chocolate industry, we’ve seen copycats galore. Currently on display are Aero Orange Chocolate bars and Orange Smarties. Apparently, if you laid each chocolate piece end to end from every Terry’s Chocolate Orange made each week, they would stretch 745 miles.

 

 

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