Outside the gates
Below is what happened in the world of professional sports
The Florida Marlins defeated the Chicago Cubs 9-6 on Wednesday
night to advance to the World Series. Steve Bartman, the Cubs
fan who got in the way of Moises Alou's attempted catch in
game six, was safe if the Cubbies won, but now it's going to
take a plane trip to the Antarctic to save his ass.
Vince Carter is getting married. Dr. Ellen Rucker, his former
college sweetheart at North Carolina, forgave Vince's inability
to defend, his crybaby antics and his addiction to video games,
saying "yes" to his $97 million.