Wild hotel orgy causes international
By Marshall Bellamy
What happens when you set up 400 pleasure seeking tourists
in a swanky Chinese hotel along the Pearl River and add 500
You get a whole lotta orgy lovin'.
According to a recent article in The Daily Telegraph, a party
of 400 Japanese tourists at a five-star hotel turned into a
wild orgy when the hotel administration provided the horny
tourists with 500 Chinese prostitutes to sex up the party.
"Prostitution is illegal in China," asserted a spokesperson
at the Chinese Embassy in Ottawa who wished to remain anonymous.
According to the spokesperson, the Chinese government pointed
out the severity and illegality of the incident to the Japanese
government and said the Japanese should consider educating
their citizens to abide by China's laws.
The Japanese government expressed regret over the sex-fest
as well as the frolicking with the prostitutes and also expressed
hope the orgy would not sour relations between the two countries,
the Chinese spokesperson said.
"We don't support sex tourism," said Tom Penney, vice president
of the Canadian Tourism Commission.
Penney pointed out the magnitude and overt nature of the group
sex binge brought government attention to the mass fling, adding
the fact it was Chinese citizens who were being abused also
angered the Chinese government.
"They've tried to curtail these activities," Penney explained,
citing China's laws against prostitution and the new anti-prostitution
laws in East Asia, which have attempted to halt the prosperous
sex trade in the region.
Penney advised those hoping to travel to the Far East for
an illegal sex romp would also run into problems because international
conventions have charged people for buying prostitutes in other
countries. He gave the example of a French man who took advantage
of a few minors in Thailand and was charged after he returned
home to France.
"That'd be pretty cool if hotels here did that, it's just
about every guy's fantasy - you'd have to lie to say it wasn't
[your fantasy]," said third-year geography student Mark Russell.
"Doesn't an orgy also involve persons of the opposite sex
but also people of the same sex taking part in obscene promiscuous
sexual acts?" pointed out second-year English and writing student
"They're confusing and I don't like them on Tuesdays," said
Gazette news editor Kora Latsirdakis (who refused to leave
her real name).