October 23 , 2003  
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CAMPUS LIFE

Manic Mondays no more! Campus Life stops stress

SOMEONE AT THE GAZETTE ACTUALLY HAS SEX?!

The one and only thing that reliably keeps the stress monster away is regular trips to the gym. Cardio burns off the excess frustration and some extra calories too. Yay!

But in the land of reality where, sadly, I reside, there isn't much time to make it to the gym very often. Instead, hot baths help to relieve stress and herbal teas are calming as well. I try to avoid indulging in stress relievers that must be smoked to work; they're bad for me.

A fantastic stress reliever that is good for me is, well, employing the talents of my boyfriend. Sex chases away the stress only temporarily, so I recommend repeating this method frequently if you can. When all else fails, I've got some great little pills from the doctor. Unfortunately you need to be demonstrably crazy for a doctor to give you these magic pills. If you want a sure-fire way to become crazy enough, come work for The Gazette and surrender all your free time as well as some of the hours you normally devote to sweet, sweet sleep.

-Laura Katsirdakis

 

 

 

 

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