2 - CANADA DAY - 33/40
This day is best for indulging in the plethora of tastes our fine land has produced over the years. These include: beaver tails/elephant ears, maple syrup, ketchup-flavoured chips, soapy Thrills gum, beer (!) and of course, the nectar of the Gods: Tim Hortons coffee. Yum. What's not to love?
Sexy and stylish red and white looks good on everyone.
Not so much. All you can really hope to score are free temporary tattoos and maybe someone to make out with during fireworks.
"Oh Canada," of course. And sometimes a cringe-worthy "tribute band." NOOO.
Time of the year: *****
Hot hot summer - and we all know less clothing always equals more fun.
Preparation time: *****
Anyone you want! Go ahead and drunkenly grope your best friend of the opposite (or same) sex and chalk it up to "celebrating Canada's spirit of generosity and politeness" - go on!
Drink Rating / Chances for Sex / Getting Arrested: *****
Oh, come on, are you kidding? If you ain't drunk, you ain't here to paa-rty!