October 30, 2003  
Volume 97, Issue 34  

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CAMPUS LIFE

2 - CANADA DAY - 33/40

Food: *****

This day is best for indulging in the plethora of tastes our fine land has produced over the years. These include: beaver tails/elephant ears, maple syrup, ketchup-flavoured chips, soapy Thrills gum, beer (!) and of course, the nectar of the Gods: Tim Hortons coffee. Yum. What's not to love?

Colour: *****

Sexy and stylish red and white looks good on everyone.

Gifts:**

Not so much. All you can really hope to score are free temporary tattoos and maybe someone to make out with during fireworks.

Music: *

"Oh Canada," of course. And sometimes a cringe-worthy "tribute band." NOOO.

Time of the year: *****

Hot hot summer - and we all know less clothing always equals more fun.

Preparation time: *****

None! Sweet.

Company: *****

Anyone you want! Go ahead and drunkenly grope your best friend of the opposite (or same) sex and chalk it up to "celebrating Canada's spirit of generosity and politeness" - go on!

Drink Rating / Chances for Sex / Getting Arrested: *****

Oh, come on, are you kidding? If you ain't drunk, you ain't here to paa-rty!

-Maggie Wrobel

 

 

Campus Life Links

1 - ST. PATRICK'S DAY - 36.5/40

2 - CANADA DAY - 33/40

3 - CHRISTMAS - 32/40

4 - BIRTHDAYS - 29/40

5 - VICTORIA DAY - 28.5/40

6 - HALLOWEEN - 24/40

7 - NEW YEAR'S EVE - 23/40

8 - GROUNDHOG DAY - 21/40

9 - EASTER - 22/40

10 - THANKSGIVING - 20/40

11 - VALENTINE'S DAY - 14.5/40

     
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