October 30, 2003  
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CAMPUS LIFE

9 - EASTER - 22/40

Food: **

Eggs and ham? No thanks. Two points for the Dr. Seuss reference though.

Colour scheme: *

Baby-shower-esque. For those of us who love pastels like baby blue and minty green, this is the best time of year. However, for those of us with taste, it's painful.

Gifts: *****

There may be gifts, but you have to run around the yard trying to find them - what the hell is that "tradition" about? However, candy always wins us over with its sweet, sweet, well... sweetness.

Music: ***1/2

Just church songs, I guess? Some of those are pretty bangin'.

Time of year: ****

Spring! The snow is melting, the sun is out, the birds are singing - what could be better? Oh yeah... summer.

Preparation involved: ***

Some are forced to decorate eggs and go to church, not to mention that pesky gift-finding... but overall, mildly annoying at its worst.

Company: **

There's a fifty-fifty chance of it being a good time, depending, of course, on whether your family is nice or a bunch of jerks. The whole family usually rears its collective head.

Drink Rating / Chances for Sex / Getting Arrested: **

Most festivities take place during the day, but there's always a chance to sneak some Bailey's into the after-meal coffee and cause some ruckus with grandma and/or the Easter Bunny - kinky!

-Maggie Wrobel

 

 

Campus Life Links

1 - ST. PATRICK'S DAY - 36.5/40

2 - CANADA DAY - 33/40

3 - CHRISTMAS - 32/40

4 - BIRTHDAYS - 29/40

5 - VICTORIA DAY - 28.5/40

6 - HALLOWEEN - 24/40

7 - NEW YEAR'S EVE - 23/40

8 - GROUNDHOG DAY - 21/40

9 - EASTER - 22/40

10 - THANKSGIVING - 20/40

11 - VALENTINE'S DAY - 14.5/40

     
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