ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Stick it on a wall, aim and throw!
When you read a story about a musical act blowing off a concert
tour, you usually think of malcontents like Axl Rose or Oasis.
Add the heretofore laid-back stylings of Paul Simon and Art
Garfunkel to this list. The classic folk duo are reuniting
for a 40-year anniversary tour this fall, but all is not well
in Mrs. Robinsonville. Concert promoters are terrified because
the two can barely stand to be in the same room with each other,
let alone share a stage. The tension could possibly lead to
the sound of some very silent concerts, that even the kick
of some parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme won't be able to
It seems like the bridge that Simon and Garfunkel took so
long to build is going to break and this musical duo is going
to drown in some very deep, troubled waters.