October 8 , 2003  
Volume 97, Issue 23  

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Campus Inquisition

"How does stripping detract him in any way from his day job?" -Melanie Rabeda, English IV on firefighter Micheal Scratch's decision to be in Strip Search amid media anger

"Some people just don't have any other skills. Mel's always trying to get us to see her male stripper, Bruce." -Jen Rycroft, Sociology IV

"Because of him now she won't date anyone not named Bruce." -Paula van Wyk, Health Science IV

"God gave me such a beautiful Italian body that I chose to save myself for marriage." -Paolo Zinatelli, Gazette Deputy Editor when asked if he would take up a career in male stripping.

"I don't know if I really like humanity that much, although humanity would be missing out." -Jordan Bell, Gazette Managing Editor when asked if he would become a male stripper if the fate of humanity depended on it.

"Strippers should have boobs." -Emmett Macfarlane, Gazette Editor-in-Chief on strippers in general




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