ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Delicious: Johnny Depp proved
he could look hot as a coke-addict, a sketchy pirate and now...
Willy Wonka? The possibility of Depp as the slightly psychotic
Wonka is sweeter than candy.
Weldon's art: Weldon Library
is not much to look at. However, they've tried to spice things
up a bit with some rather liberal pieces of art. Sculptures
like "Lesbian Family," and "My Two Daddies" are pretty self-explanatory.
Sex on campus: Your favourite
elderly sex expert is back! Sep. 24 marks the return of the
infamous Sue Johanson. She'll provide you with a multitude of
sexy secrets at The Wave for only $5 at the door.
Madonna the writer: The week
began with the release of Madonna's new book, The English Rose.
Assuming a place on the best-sellers list, it's already been
published in 30 different languages.
Clubs Week: Stop! Don't pay
a non refundable deposit to join a shitty club you're not even
going to be a part of! Avoid the stick-to-your-own-kind mentality
and try forming a club devoted to diversity.
The breasts of Sass: The
Canadian Idol finale ended with a bang! Sass Jordan's spilling
breastesses were distracting - and not in a good way. One can
only assume the newly crowned Canadian Idol will be molded and
formed in a similar plastic package.