ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Celeb Kissing Booth
Stick it on a wall, pucker up, and go!
How can you NOT love Britney Spears? Wealthy girls want to
be her, Wealthy guys want to do her, and non-Wealthys... well, who cares
about them? Anyway, we chose to pay tribute to the reigning pop princess this
week for a few reasons. No. 1: she has more money than the entire Canadian
government, and she keeps it all to herself — yay materialism! No. 2: umm, her songs
are... well, they certainly are songs. No. 3: lets see... well, her first name
starts with a B, and so does Bob Dylan’s. No. 4: hmm... er... she dated
Justin Timb — wait, nevermind...
As for those of you afraid to catch an STD by kissing Miss Brit, remember:
it’s just a picture, viruses don’t transfer through newsprint!
Now close your eyes, pucker up and get ready to meet Miss Herpes. Er, SPEARS