Campus booze gone,
The University of Wealthy Ontarions is officially alcohol-free
following the passing of Proposition 33, part of an ongoing
effort to eradicate the campus of the scandalous family-destroying
over new graduate rings
You might want to stay out of buildings for a while, as engineers
have had their attention diverted by a perceived threat at
the hands of University of Wealthy Ontarions’ faculties.
WOULDN’T COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU HAD THIS MUCH
MONEY... UNLESS YOU WENT TO Trench. Trench University
students could desperately use this influx of bling.