ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Stick it on a wall, aim and throw!
(from Average Joe 2: Hawaii),
I am 6’2” and 150 pounds soaking wet. I enjoy playing video games,
engaging in intelligent debate and consider myself a dancin’ machine.
I am desperately seeking my soulmate and believe you may be it.
Dear Potential Soulmate,
I’m sorry, but if you don’t earn over $100,000, don’t have
a bulging six pack and don’t have a face that looks like it just jumped
off the pages of GQ, then don’t be wasting my primping time by sending
me blowjob letters.
If you didn’t notice when the hunks jumped off the boat, I am a superficial
bitch, who mocks little runts like you. Turn the channel to Showcase, because
lets be honest, that’s all the action you’ll be getting. Soulmate