Drunken sex — the best kind
By Laura Katsirdakis
Moving in together with your significant other is a big step
and it brings with it a lot of questions. Will you turn into
a boring old married couple? Will you grow to hate each other
right off the bat? And most importantly, will the sex be the
It is common to worry that sex will go downhill, but it doesn’t
have to be that way. In fact, quite the opposite could turn
out to be true. There are many things about living-together-sex
that are quite yummy.
Sex-on-demand: The most obvious advantage of living together
is that the nookie is never far away. As a certain news editor’s
boyfriend puts it, “You don’t have to get out of
bed to get some, you just have to roll over.”
For those of us who are accustomed to long-distance relationships,
this also means an end to having a ridiculous amount of sex
every time you see each other, just because this may be the
last time you see the significant other for a while. Not that
this is a bad thing, but reasonably spaced out trysts can be
Shower sex: If you are not a morning person, there is a great
way to remedy this. It may not help you wake up, but if a shared
shower turns into shower sex, you’ll definitely have
a little more spring in your step afterwards. What better way
could anyone think of to start off the day?
Middle of the night sex: Both can’t sleep? Forget reading
to put yourself to sleep, a little sex remedies the problem
and can help you relax. If just one of you is awake in the
middle of the night, finding a creative way to wake the other
up never gets a bad reception.
Spontaneous sex: Perhaps one of the best kinds of sex is that
which happens when you least expect it. Sitting around in the
middle of the day, completely not prepared for it? There’s
no better thing than spontaneous, out of the blue action.
Study break sex: When you’re absorbed in a pile of work
and the stress is getting to you, it would not normally be
time to hang out with your significant other. But if you live
together you can alleviate that stress by occupying yourselves
with, er, something else.
Drunken sex: This truly is the best of the best. Although
drunken sex often occurs with couples who don’t live
together, it is an invaluable resource to have a significant
other around who’s always ready for you to take out your
drunken horniness on.