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NEWS

Drunken sex — the best kind

By Laura Katsirdakis
Gazette Staff

Moving in together with your significant other is a big step and it brings with it a lot of questions. Will you turn into a boring old married couple? Will you grow to hate each other right off the bat? And most importantly, will the sex be the same?

It is common to worry that sex will go downhill, but it doesn’t have to be that way. In fact, quite the opposite could turn out to be true. There are many things about living-together-sex that are quite yummy.

Sex-on-demand: The most obvious advantage of living together is that the nookie is never far away. As a certain news editor’s boyfriend puts it, “You don’t have to get out of bed to get some, you just have to roll over.”

For those of us who are accustomed to long-distance relationships, this also means an end to having a ridiculous amount of sex every time you see each other, just because this may be the last time you see the significant other for a while. Not that this is a bad thing, but reasonably spaced out trysts can be better.

Shower sex: If you are not a morning person, there is a great way to remedy this. It may not help you wake up, but if a shared shower turns into shower sex, you’ll definitely have a little more spring in your step afterwards. What better way could anyone think of to start off the day?

Middle of the night sex: Both can’t sleep? Forget reading to put yourself to sleep, a little sex remedies the problem and can help you relax. If just one of you is awake in the middle of the night, finding a creative way to wake the other up never gets a bad reception.

Spontaneous sex: Perhaps one of the best kinds of sex is that which happens when you least expect it. Sitting around in the middle of the day, completely not prepared for it? There’s no better thing than spontaneous, out of the blue action.

Study break sex: When you’re absorbed in a pile of work and the stress is getting to you, it would not normally be time to hang out with your significant other. But if you live together you can alleviate that stress by occupying yourselves with, er, something else.

Drunken sex: This truly is the best of the best. Although drunken sex often occurs with couples who don’t live together, it is an invaluable resource to have a significant other around who’s always ready for you to take out your drunken horniness on.

 

 

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