Top 10 sporting venues
to “consummate” at
By Alison Stolz
IN THE WORLD IS THAT SQUEAKING NOISE? Some spectators come
to football games to watch the action — some come
to make their own.
Below, in no particular order, are the top ten sporting spots
on campus to have a Valentine’s Day “encounter” on
Under the bleachers — This is an obvious one and if you
haven’t already participated in a sexual adventure under
the bleachers, make sure you do before you graduate.
Homeplate — Who needs second base when you can go the whole
way? Just make sure there isn’t a late night practice.
50 yardline — Scoring a touchdown is one thing, but scoring
from the 50 yard line is even better. And you can do a victory
Free throw line — There isn’t anything foul about
getting a little action from 15 feet out. Make sure you shoot 100
per cent, and try to avoid dribbling.
Swimming pool — What’s better than getting wet and
wild with your partner underwater? This can be refreshing and satisfying
all in one.
Press box — For those Gazette reporters lucky enough to
get any action, the press box offers privacy and a good view.
Zamboni — We have all heard of the mile high club; what
about the Zam Bone Club?
Pool table — Who doesn’t like playing with sticks
and balls. A pool table throws a little more excitment to the whole
Locker room showers – If you really want to get dirty but
come out fresh as a daisy, hit up the showers.
Centre ice — As Canadians we must pay tribute to our national
sport and combine it with the art of lovemaking. Woo!