USC to Wave hello
again to Wet/Dry?
Though the Wet/Dry Program is gone for now, underage students
could be back partying up in The Wave as early as the first
week back from Reading Week.
Blubber as bad as
phlegm? Clogged arteries as bad as iron lungs? You decide
You may want to think twice next time you order that burger
and fries, because according to the latest study by the Heart
and Stroke Foundation of Canada, “fat is the new tobacco.”
Girl invasion strikes
Women now hold a strong majority at Canadian universities,
as females constituting as much as 60 per cent of the student
population — and the gap is expected to widen.
Gender identity issues
prompt name change
The Women’s Union at McGill University is changing its
name to the Union for Gender Empowerment, a move many are hailing
as progressive and more representative of the diverse student
Raccoons ARE bandits
Even in the evil depths of winter, the energy of crime perpetrators
is not sapped; perhaps the amount of petty crime actually increases
in a desperate attempt by bandits to get out of the cold.
> We can vote, the Chinese
> Engineering building opens
> Moran leaves, French Knight lonely
> Cough up a lung,
get a tulip