Yankees must die, burn, die
Western’s men’s squash team squashed the competition
at the Ontario University Singles Championship, racking up
their 21st consecutive win. C’mon guys, you can do better
than that. How about finding a cure for cancer?
Ontario universities might finally be forced to open their
Pandora’s box of secrets if a new Freedom of Information
Act is passed by the provincial government. Then we’ll
finally know how much Western President Paul Davenport’s
gold car actually costs.
Reading Week is almost here for thousands of undergraduate
students at Western, but is also almost over for students at
most other universities. Ah, the sweet creamy goodness of schadenfreude.
London City Hall is set to ban practical jokes after a city
manager developed heart palpitations when he was jokingly
told some big project was due much earlier than originally
thought. The office life of a bureaucrat just got sexier — for
Critics are slamming Queen’s University for promoting
affirmative action by having an alternate admissions stream
for Aboriginal students. Following in the university’s
steps, effective immediately The Gazette will only accept volunteers
that are either dwarves, pixies or drug dealers.
The New York Yankees just picked up Alex Rodriguez (damn you
A-Rod) for a gajillion dollars. We hope they die... burn in
hell... and then die again.
The University Students’ Council, in an attempt to lengthen
the election “party” held at The Wave, staggerd
the release of voting results over the course of more than
two hours. That’s nice. The results are in at 8 p.m.,
but you make the candidates sweat for no reason other than
to sell a few more drinks at one of your financially strapped
Paul Martin’s federal Liberals are embroiled in a sponsorship
scandal that saw $100 million of taxpayers’ money go
to Grit-friendly advertising agencies in Quebec. Martin has
already got his hands dirty. Perhaps voters will clean things
Conservative Fox News host Bill O’Reilly distanced himself
from U.S. President George W. Bush, saying he misled the country
with his Iraq “intelligence.” It seems that Dubya
has alienated even his core supporters with his clandestine
approach to governing. Time to prepare for regime change in
November’s presidential elections?