January 14, 2004  
Volume 97, Issue 57  

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Celebrity Dartboard
Stick it on a wall, aim and throw!

Halle Berry, how we loathe thee. Magazines the world over declare you to be one of Hollywood’s most beloved leading ladies, but we have yet to meet a single person who loves you, or even likes you, for that matter. After all, what’s to like? Berry is little more than the default answer for closed-mouth celebs who are asked the question, “Who would you most want to do in Hollywood?” She made a lacklustre Bond girl in Die Another Day and next up is the surefire hit Catwoman, which she’s likely starring in simply because she can pull off tight, black vinyl. How empowering. And the whole kissing Fred Durst thing? Who does that? for someone who’s career is supposedly on a high right now, you can’t get much lower than that. By the way, Halle, a word to the wise: the close-cropped hair looks god-awful no matter who you are.



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