ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Stick it on a wall, aim and throw!
Halle Berry, how we loathe thee. Magazines the world over declare you to be
one of Hollywood’s most beloved leading ladies, but we have yet to meet
a single person who loves you, or even likes you, for that matter. After all,
what’s to like? Berry is little more than the default answer for closed-mouth
celebs who are asked the question, “Who would you most want to do in
Hollywood?” She made a lacklustre Bond girl in Die Another Day and next
up is the surefire hit Catwoman, which she’s likely starring in simply
because she can pull off tight, black vinyl. How empowering. And the whole
kissing Fred Durst thing? Who does that? for someone who’s career is
supposedly on a high right now, you can’t get much lower than that.
By the way, Halle, a word to the wise: the close-cropped hair looks god-awful
no matter who you are.