ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
No more missing pieces: Thank the Lord, Add/Drop is finally over. After hours
of sitting in uncomfortable plastic chairs or floors covered in slush from
outside, you should finally have a complete schedule. Now, as for whether or
not you actually like all the courses you’re enrolled in is an entirely
Billy Talent’s show at Call the Office: Finally, the Talent comes to
London! The BT show last Friday was a definite hit, as was evidenced by all
the kids singing along.
The Gazette internships: Okay, maybe it’s a shameless plug, but who
are we to avoid shameless plugs? In any case, our internship program is a great
way for aspiring journalists to learn the media ropes. UCC Rm. 263 — be
there, sign up.
Finding out you hate your new courses: A new year brings a new round of academics,
often accompanied by bitter hatred and the desire to drop out and become a
Stupid media stunts: Britney’s marriage, Paris Hilton’s
sex tape, T.A.T.U.’s phony lesbianism — so many stupid
celebs, so little time. Can’t they find other ways to hold
on to their quickly fading time in the spotlight? Like, say, having
The endless wave of SPAM: We all love the Internet, but hate the
ridiculous amounts of SPAM plaguing our inboxes on a daily basis.
Firstly, who are these people buying Viagra and penis enlargement
pills over the Internet, and thereby keeping spammers in business?
And secondly, can someone kill them?