ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Stick it on a wall, aim and throw!
One of the few Canadian celebrities that Americans actually know is the repugnant
French Canadian Céline Dion.
Looking like an aging drag queen (that recently took a weed whacker to her
hair to look like the epitome of Michael Jackson’s fantasies), Dion now
performs a certainly hideous show in Las Vegas, which she no doubt charges
hundreds of dollars too much to the morons who watch the show.
A pre-eminent diva — i.e. a stuck up bitch who thinks the world revolves
around her — Dion is married to a weird fogey who has managed her career
since she was 14 or something (i.e. a pedophile).
To top it off, if you’ve ever seen her interviewed, you would know this
half-witted, imbecilic tumbleweed of a “chanteuse” is a Canadian
embarrassment, deserving of this week’s spot on the Celebrity Dartboard.