ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Stick it on a wall, aim and throw!
When it comes to disliking Jewel, where to even begin?
She started her career as a whiny, annoying “singer” (and the
term is used loosely) from Alaska. We were supposed to feel sorry for her because
of her past. “Look at me. I lived in a car. I had no friends. But I wrote
songs to pass the time.”
Shut up. Nobody cares. Her music was bad, with it’s sappy lyrics and
folk music rhythm. Then she decided to write a book of poetry. Because apparently,
we were supposed to be interested in her talking about her shoes. Now, in order
to sell more records, she’s morphed into a super-skank. What the hell
was with that video with her dancing in the rain? Anything to sell a few more
And the kicker — after all these years and all her millions of dollars
in record sales, she still hasn’t fixed her DAMN CROOKED TEETH!