ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Kit Kat Dark: The crisp wafers of Kit Kat covered in dark
and mysterious dark chocolate. Thank you, Nestle. Milk chocolate is for wimps.
The Office wins at the Golden Globes: The show became the first British sitcom
to win in the Best Comedy Series and Best Actor in a Comedy/Musical categories,
while show creator and star Ricky Gervais delivered one of the night’s
most memorable lines: “I’m from a little place called England.
We used to run the world before you.”
Air’s “Cherry Blossom Girl” video: You gotta love a video
preceded by a “warning: for mature viewers” discretion. The lead
video from the electronic duo’s new album is set in the dark world of
pornography, and those black bars make it even sexier.
Ashton Kutcher in The Butterfly Effect: Ashton attempting a serious role?
This mesh-backed buffoon is only capable of playing the standard, naïve,
slap-happy goof — likely because that’s what he is in real life.
WebCT: Anyone who has taken a course based around this monstrosity
of a system knows how evil WebCT is — especially the mandatory
discussion forums, where you are forced to read random rants by
fellow students. What about those of us who hate class participation?
WHAT ABOUT US??
Stupid evil snow: We hate you, Mr. Snow — stop clogging
our sidewalks and blinding us as we try to walk up UC Hill! Soon
enough Mr. Sun will come out and destroy you... and we’ll
be watching — watching and laughing... mwahahahaha.