ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Depp saves Secret Window
Writer Mort Rainey (Depp) sits alone in his car, the windshield
wipers furiously clearing violent splashes of hard rain from
Fruit Flute a great way to compensate
Guys, it’s probably occurred to many of you by now that
we can’t all have a gigantic penis. This dilemma often
leads men to “overcompensate” for their shortcomings.
Buying guns and huge cars are two of the more obvious, quick
solutions, while other men are led to uncontrollable cursing.
Icewater is on tap
Friday nights at The Spoke just got a bit cooler, courtesy
Banks ain’t no Bond
Yes, I know — unless you have a small sibling, are a
Big Brother or Sister, or have a pedophilic grandfather, you
probably won’t be heading out to the theatre to see the
second Agent Cody Banks movie (creepy student-newspaper movie
reviewers in the back row and spinsters exempted).
Salads beat Gob and Sum 41
The Gazette recently had a chat with Darren Dumas (Mista D),
the frontman for The Salads. As the highly energized lead singer,
Dumas talks about how the fusion of ska, metal, reggae and
punk makes The Salads unique. They will be performing for the
P.A.C.E. Benefit at The Drink tonight.