ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
Brad Pitt: everyone’s favourite Greek boy Troy
Directed By: Wolfgang Petersen
Starring: Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, Diane Kruger
By Lori Mastronardi
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“ALL THIS ARMOUR AND NOTHING TO COVER MY JUNK?!” Brad
Pitt gets ready to take some immortality in Troy and maybe endorse some
condoms at the same time.
Troy tells a classic story of unwavering faith, twisted greed and unexpected
love. If the viewer holds realistic expectations, the film will surely satisfy.
Wolfgang Petersen’s film explores the differences between lovers and
fighters. Paris, the Prince of Troy (Bloom), inconveniently falls in love with
a married woman: the Queen of Sparta (Kruger). The charming, naïve prince
doesn’t care about the consequences of his actions, but only about his
strong desire to be with the golden-haired beauty, leaving his older, more
sensible brother Prince Hector (Bana) to deal with the newly sprung chaos.
Paris’ decision sparks a battle between the Greeks and the Trojans.
King Menelaus of Sparta (Brendan Gleeson) seeks revenge in a desperate attempt
to reclaim both his wife and his sense of pride. His brother, Agamemnon (Brian
Cox), king of the collective Greek empire, joins Menelaus in an attempt to
seize control of Troy and become supreme ruler of all the lands. The ensuing
army formed to complete the task becomes the biggest the world has ever seen,
but one man, Achilles (Pitt), is the most valuable warrior of all.
Pitt successfully fills the role of the self-absorbed and arrogant soldier
obsessed with the possibility of becoming a legend. However, he seems more
like a poster boy model for a Greek army recruitment campaign than a furious
Although Achilles is the mainstay of the Greeks’ courage and warrior
pride, the feud between Achilles and Agamemnon seems to put Achilles in a class
of his own, as he shows no allegiance to the empire. His ability to rip through
hordes of men without being scathed causes the viewer to question why he fails
to overthrow his hated comrade Agamemnon with one swipe of his nimble sword-wielding
Bana plays the role of Prince Hector perfectly: he embodies Hector’s
aura with youth to his face but wisdom to his demeanor. However, his father,
King Priam (Peter O’Toole), places more faith in the power of the gods
than in Hector’s sound advice. Priam’s repeated blunders inevitably
lead to the deterioration of the Trojan Empire.
Bloom accurately portrays Paris as the lover and the coward. He embodies Paris’ innocence
and easily becomes the most frustrating character in the film.
Helen, the main reason for all this bloodshed, merely watches as her selfish
love brings pain to so many others. The film fails to fully develop her character,
even though she is the source of so many complications and so much unnecessary
hate. The only other seemingly significant female character is Briseis (Rose
Byrne), considered the luckiest of women, as she becomes Achilles’ bed
The one-on-one battle scenes are entertaining, but nothing to phone home about.
Achilles possesses the ability to jump and attack mid-air like a kung-fu master.
His skills as a warrior are somewhat believable, save for the fact that he
defeats copious amounts of soldiers without getting a mark on his pretty little
Troy is nearly three hours in length, yet the story moves along rather quickly.
The film provides ample plot twists and the numerous battle scenes are cut
short before the viewer grows tired. Overall, Troy suggests that love cannot
conquer all, but certainly can bring a nation of men to do some very stupid